This blog is a collection of really cool things. At least, they will seem really cool if you’re me. Or, quite possibly, if you’re someone who is less cool than me. If you’re more cool than me (likely), these things may not get you all that excited, I suppose. You know what… just forget it. Huh? What’s that? You don’t know if you’re cooler than me? Um. I guess just read the things over there and evaluate how cool you find them to be. Do they seem cool to you? Yes? You sure? Then I guess you’re just not as cool as me. Sorry. Look… it’s not that big of a deal, okay? No… please. Don’t cry. Look, I do lame stuff also. Sometimes. Really not that much, but I mean it does happen… from time to time. I’m not really helping, am I? I think maybe I’ll just leave. Take as much time as you need to recover.Tumblr (3.0; @davidwoods)http://davidwoods.tumblr.com/<img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktagt7Bz1X1qz4mngo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>All of the Batman symbols</p>http://davidwoods.tumblr.com/post/255745265http://davidwoods.tumblr.com/post/255745265Tue, 24 Nov 2009 11:02:21 -0500Quiet Subdivision Is Home to a Booming N.F.L. Blog: Good article about my favorite web site,...http://davidwoods.tumblr.com/post/251001022http://davidwoods.tumblr.com/post/251001022Fri, 20 Nov 2009 13:19:03 -0500<img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kteyy4HOxZ1qz50xjo1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://patrickmoberg.tumblr.com/post/250871846/internet-vices">patrickmoberg</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.patrickmoberg.com/internet-vices">Internet Vices</a></p> </blockquote>http://davidwoods.tumblr.com/post/250901077http://davidwoods.tumblr.com/post/250901077Fri, 20 Nov 2009 11:05:12 -0500<img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktf0jwa6zK1qz5hh5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Broken Hospital Sign</p>http://davidwoods.tumblr.com/post/250898821http://davidwoods.tumblr.com/post/250898821Fri, 20 Nov 2009 11:02:23 -0500funny signbroken sign<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/m_Oj0-splZw&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/m_Oj0-splZw&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Apparently God hates front hugs. Who knew?</p>http://davidwoods.tumblr.com/post/249980522http://davidwoods.tumblr.com/post/249980522Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:10:46 -0500A.V. Club - The best TV series of the ’00s : Almost all of my personal favorites are included here,...http://davidwoods.tumblr.com/post/246339690http://davidwoods.tumblr.com/post/246339690Mon, 16 Nov 2009 16:01:01 -0500<object width="400" height="248" allowfullscreen="true"><param name="movie" value="http://d.yimg.com/m/up/ypp/movies/player.swf" /><param name="flashVars" value="vid=16613453&repeat=1&siteHostUrl=http%3A//movies.yahoo.com" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><embed width="400" height="248" allowfullscreen="true" src="http://d.yimg.com/m/up/ypp/movies/player.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" flashvars="vid=16613453&repeat=1&siteHostUrl=http%3A//movies.yahoo.com"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Adam Sandler, Chris Rock and a bunch of other shitheads present… <i>Phoning It In</i>.</p>http://davidwoods.tumblr.com/post/242782551http://davidwoods.tumblr.com/post/242782551Fri, 13 Nov 2009 13:54:02 -0500(via davidfuternick)http://davidwoods.tumblr.com/post/240761519http://davidwoods.tumblr.com/post/240761519Wed, 11 Nov 2009 18:06:24 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/cGDeLkTlo_Q&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/cGDeLkTlo_Q&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Wow, the live version of the first song is actually notably different when played “live.” Way more country and with added vocal parts.</p> <p>I wonder why this is. I guess the Turtles are probably such great musicians that it bores them to play the same exact song every night, so they mix it up a bit with the arrangement. Rad.</p>http://davidwoods.tumblr.com/post/239556715http://davidwoods.tumblr.com/post/239556715Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:03:07 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/XGECtbErsN4&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/XGECtbErsN4&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>No treaties after the war. Period.*</p> <p><i>*P.S. Can someone please explain to me what the hell that means?</i></p>http://davidwoods.tumblr.com/post/239548784http://davidwoods.tumblr.com/post/239548784Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:54:23 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/EPvmIxu-LSA&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/EPvmIxu-LSA&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/>http://davidwoods.tumblr.com/post/238591140http://davidwoods.tumblr.com/post/238591140Mon, 09 Nov 2009 20:06:36 -0500Drench: I can’t get enough of this game.http://davidwoods.tumblr.com/post/237581940http://davidwoods.tumblr.com/post/237581940Sun, 08 Nov 2009 21:08:40 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/HmJbJs-9ST0&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/HmJbJs-9ST0&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Hot new track from Bangs.</p>http://davidwoods.tumblr.com/post/231113386http://davidwoods.tumblr.com/post/231113386Mon, 02 Nov 2009 16:28:55 -0500<object width="400" height="292"><param name="movie" value="http://video.ted.com/assets/player/swf/EmbedPlayer.swf" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="bgColor" value="#ffffff" /><param name="flashvars" value="vu=http://video.ted.com/talks/dynamic/JillBolteTaylor_2008-medium.flv&su=http://images.ted.com/images/ted/tedindex/embed-posters/JillBolteTaylor-2008.embed_thumbnail.jpg&vw=432&vh=240&ap=0&ti=229&introDuration=16500&adDuration=4000&postAdDuration=2000&adKeys=talk=jill_bolte_taylor_s_powerful_stroke_of_insight;year=2008;theme=master_storytellers;theme=how_the_mind_works;theme=top_10_tedtalks;theme=medicine_without_borders;event=TED2008;&preAdTag=tconf.ted/embed;tile=1;sz=512x288;" /><embed src="http://video.ted.com/assets/player/swf/EmbedPlayer.swf" pluginspace="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" bgcolor="#ffffff" width="400" height="292" allowfullscreen="true" flashvars="vu=http://video.ted.com/talks/dynamic/JillBolteTaylor_2008-medium.flv&su=http://images.ted.com/images/ted/tedindex/embed-posters/JillBolteTaylor-2008.embed_thumbnail.jpg&vw=432&vh=240&ap=0&ti=229&introDuration=16500&adDuration=4000&postAdDuration=2000&adKeys=talk=jill_bolte_taylor_s_powerful_stroke_of_insight;year=2008;theme=master_storytellers;theme=how_the_mind_works;theme=top_10_tedtalks;theme=medicine_without_borders;event=TED2008;"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>This is a lecture given by a brain scientist who suffered a stroke. Her description of it is pretty incredible.</p>http://davidwoods.tumblr.com/post/221148693http://davidwoods.tumblr.com/post/221148693Fri, 23 Oct 2009 15:22:57 -0400<object id="flashObj" width="400" height="431" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=9,0,47,0"><param name="movie" value="http://c.brightcove.com/services/viewer/federated_f9/1813626064?isVid=1&publisherID=1564549380" /><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF" /><param name="flashVars" value="videoId=36885028001&playerID=1813626064&domain=embed&" /><param name="base" value="http://admin.brightcove.com" /><param name="seamlesstabbing" value="false" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="swLiveConnect" value="true" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><embed src="http://c.brightcove.com/services/viewer/federated_f9/1813626064?isVid=1&publisherID=1564549380" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" flashvars="videoId=36885028001&playerID=1813626064&domain=embed&" base="http://admin.brightcove.com" name="flashObj" width="400" height="431" seamlesstabbing="false" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" swliveconnect="true" allowscriptaccess="always" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Pretty good <a href="http://www.wired.com/magazine/2009/10/ff_tim_eric/all/1">Wired article</a> about T&E.</p>http://davidwoods.tumblr.com/post/218098579http://davidwoods.tumblr.com/post/218098579Tue, 20 Oct 2009 09:39:20 -0400<img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krofk4GeKE1qz6kbro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://paulscheer.com/post/215740118/the-new-lost-poster-translated-dr-james-allen">paulscheer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>THE NEW LOST POSTER TRANSLATED</p> <p>Dr. James Allen, Wilbour Professor of Egyptology and Chair of Egyptology and Ancient Western Asian Studies at Brown University—the man who gave the first indication that the<a>mysterious four-toed statue was not Anubis</a>, as many had assumed, but Taweret, the half-hippo, half-croc Egyptian goddess who protected mothers and infants. Allen had this to say about the poster: “The hieroglyphs spell out two Egyptian words, meaning ‘<b>Who is the guide?</b>’ or ‘<b>Who is the leader?</b>’”</p> </blockquote>http://davidwoods.tumblr.com/post/215824772http://davidwoods.tumblr.com/post/215824772Sat, 17 Oct 2009 19:30:34 -0400<img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krfyvgrrrK1qz7v0zo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote></blockquote> <p><a href="http://filthyphil.tumblr.com/post/211788678/i-love-halloween-costumes-that-only-1-2-people-a">filthyphil</a>:</p> <blockquote>I love Halloween costumes that only 1-2 people a night get, because the look on those few faces is worth all those awkward, questioning stares.</blockquote> <p>The <a href="http://www.beerlooterdude.net/">beer looter dude</a>, for anyone wondering.</p>http://davidwoods.tumblr.com/post/213225408http://davidwoods.tumblr.com/post/213225408Wed, 14 Oct 2009 19:08:58 -0400<img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kqywap7fiJ1qz5hh5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Fourth row (from the front), fifth guy from the left is my favorite.</p> <p>But it was really hard to pick just one.</p> <p>(Click on photo and scroll down a bit to see it bigger.)</p>http://davidwoods.tumblr.com/post/203816254http://davidwoods.tumblr.com/post/203816254Sat, 03 Oct 2009 22:01:00 -0400http://kanyegate.tumblr.com/: 1000lolz: Go here for all your Kanye-crasher-centric memes Lots of...http://davidwoods.tumblr.com/post/188563216http://davidwoods.tumblr.com/post/188563216Tue, 15 Sep 2009 10:39:26 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/BtJwewIWri8&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BtJwewIWri8&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>via <a href="http://optimisto.tumblr.com/post/186354492/jp-incorporated-jazzbot-xtreme-via">optimisto</a></p>http://davidwoods.tumblr.com/post/186431288http://davidwoods.tumblr.com/post/186431288Sat, 12 Sep 2009 18:47:36 -0400