This blog is a collection of really cool things. At least, they will seem really cool if you’re me. Or, quite possibly, if you’re someone who is less cool than me. If you’re more cool than me (likely), these things may not get you all that excited, I suppose. You know what… just forget it. Huh? What’s that? You don’t know if you’re cooler than me? Um. I guess just read the things to the left and evaluate how cool you find them to be. Do they seem cool to you? Yes? You sure? Then I guess you’re just not as cool as me. Sorry. Look… it’s not that big of a deal, okay? No… please. Don’t cry. Look, I do lame stuff also. Sometimes. Really not that much, but I mean it does happen… from time to time. I’m not really helping, am I? I think maybe I’ll just leave. Take as much time as you need to recover. I can be reached at mylastnamemyfirstname@hotmail.comTumblr (3.0; @davidwoods)http://davidwoods.tumblr.com/Who Will Be the Godfather of Comedy Video On The Web?: (via rickyv)http://davidwoods.tumblr.com/post/46545681http://davidwoods.tumblr.com/post/46545681Tue, 19 Aug 2008 09:22:35 -0400<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="320" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1287067&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF"><param name="quality" value="best" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="scale" value="showAll" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1287067&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF" /><embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1287067&server=www.vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="320"></embed></object><br/><br/>University Lipdubhttp://davidwoods.tumblr.com/post/45881036http://davidwoods.tumblr.com/post/45881036Wed, 13 Aug 2008 21:42:09 -0400<embed src="http://blacktwnty.vo.llnwd.net.s3.amazonaws.com/o16/files/druport/assets/players/flow-213/FlowPlayerDark.swf?config={embedded:true,baseURL:'http://blacktwnty.vo.llnwd.net.s3.amazonaws.com/o16/files/druport/assets/players/flow-213',playList:[{type:'jpg',url:'http://blacktwnty.vo.llnwd.net.s3.amazonaws.com/o16/newbuckets/customvideonode1087-7-9-2008/IMAGE.jpeg',name:'image'},{type:'flv',url:'http://blacktwnty.vo.llnwd.net.s3.amazonaws.com/o16/newbuckets/customvideonode1087-7-9-2008/VIDEO.flv'}],initialScale:'fit',bufferLength:3,controlBarBackgroundColor:'#FFFFFF',showMenu:true,controlsOverVideo:'no',useHwScaling:true,useNativeFullScreen:true,autoBuffering:false,autoPlay:true,autoRewind:true,loop:false}" width="400" height="241" scale="noscale" bgcolor="111111" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" allownetworking="all" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer"></embed><br/><br/>Journey <i>At</i> the Center of the Earthhttp://davidwoods.tumblr.com/post/44980054http://davidwoods.tumblr.com/post/44980054Wed, 06 Aug 2008 16:16:32 -0400<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/TnGgkDycLc91qtwzUBB5nrTy_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://erockappel.com/post/44706866/via-consumerist-com">erockappel</a>:</p> <blockquote>via <a href="http://consumerist.com/5031698/banzai-wild-waves-water-park-box-picture-vs-reality">consumerist.com</a> </blockquote>http://davidwoods.tumblr.com/post/44717843http://davidwoods.tumblr.com/post/44717843Mon, 04 Aug 2008 17:55:31 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/SqgYXUs5IeI"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/SqgYXUs5IeI" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/>These guys (<a href="http://www.britanick.com">Britanick</a>) are incredible. Sack up, honky-tonk, and check their stuff out.http://davidwoods.tumblr.com/post/44705042http://davidwoods.tumblr.com/post/44705042Mon, 04 Aug 2008 15:37:28 -0400“John C. Reilly, the Oscar-nominated star of “Chicago” and “Boogie Nights,” frequently appears...http://davidwoods.tumblr.com/post/43733749http://davidwoods.tumblr.com/post/43733749Sun, 27 Jul 2008 16:21:52 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/uZS-OFuZQ0A"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/uZS-OFuZQ0A" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Gnarls Barkley- Who’s Gonna Save My Soul?</p> <p>I will reblog anything new starring Jorma Taccone, so even though I don’t really dig this song, here it is.</p> <p>via <a href="http://davidfuternick.tumblr.com/post/43525268/gnarls-barkley-whos-gonna-save-my-soul-thought">davidfuternick</a></p>http://davidwoods.tumblr.com/post/43530799http://davidwoods.tumblr.com/post/43530799Fri, 25 Jul 2008 13:32:47 -0400Drunk Driving PSA on G4's Attack of the Show: Another day, another coolest thing to have ever...http://davidwoods.tumblr.com/post/43125775http://davidwoods.tumblr.com/post/43125775Tue, 22 Jul 2008 09:29:47 -0400<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1823510&fullscreen=1" width="400" height="300"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="movie" quality="best" value="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1823510&fullscreen=1" /></object><br/><br/>The drunk driving PSA that I made got picked up by CollegeHumor.com. Check it out and read <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1823510">what people have to say</a> about my stupid video.http://davidwoods.tumblr.com/post/42838643http://davidwoods.tumblr.com/post/42838643Sat, 19 Jul 2008 13:35:14 -0400<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/9loo5gbqcbkl5wd34CJi1PAf_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://fishki.net/comment.php?id=38268">Leaning Tower of Pisa</a></p> <p>You are not original.</p> <p>via <a href="http://1000lolz.tumblr.com/post/42730113/leaning-tower-of-pisa-you-are-not-original">1000lolz</a></p> <blockquote></blockquote>http://davidwoods.tumblr.com/post/42731025http://davidwoods.tumblr.com/post/42731025Fri, 18 Jul 2008 13:09:29 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/m_J-fjeKnN0"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/m_J-fjeKnN0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Tim Heidecker’s latest stand-up set.</p> <p>If you can’t appreciate how great this is, we probably can’t be friends anymore.</p>http://davidwoods.tumblr.com/post/42624830http://davidwoods.tumblr.com/post/42624830Thu, 17 Jul 2008 16:29:32 -0400Is This The Future Of Search?: via soxiamhttp://davidwoods.tumblr.com/post/42580606http://davidwoods.tumblr.com/post/42580606Thu, 17 Jul 2008 09:10:48 -0400<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1309900&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF"><param name="quality" value="best" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="scale" value="showAll" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1309900&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF" /><embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1309900&server=www.vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"></embed></object><br/><br/>http://davidwoods.tumblr.com/post/42236123http://davidwoods.tumblr.com/post/42236123Mon, 14 Jul 2008 15:11:00 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/9PjkZmrTSxA"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9PjkZmrTSxA" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/>Quite simply the best man vs. trash bag fight ever filmed.http://davidwoods.tumblr.com/post/41938229http://davidwoods.tumblr.com/post/41938229Fri, 11 Jul 2008 18:42:56 -0400<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1822433&fullscreen=1" width="400" height="300"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="movie" quality="best" value="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1822433&fullscreen=1" /></object><br/><br/>http://davidwoods.tumblr.com/post/41657984http://davidwoods.tumblr.com/post/41657984Wed, 09 Jul 2008 16:58:10 -0400I got in the mood to do some sports blogging tonight (been reading a ton of PFT and Deadspin lately...http://davidwoods.tumblr.com/post/41538517http://davidwoods.tumblr.com/post/41538517Tue, 08 Jul 2008 21:09:00 -0400<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/8EgV3OMFIb6s4m2djt9Kv29p_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Why the hell didn’t anyone notify me sooner that there once was a football coach with the incredible name of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weeb_Ewbank">Weeb Ewbank</a>?! This is information that I need!</p> <p>Some other cool names I’ve thought of recently:</p> <p>Fyl Tanning</p> <p>Breck Smiph</p> <p>DuJuaan Furgis</p>http://davidwoods.tumblr.com/post/41538150http://davidwoods.tumblr.com/post/41538150Tue, 08 Jul 2008 21:05:00 -0400<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1822158&fullscreen=1" width="400" height="300"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="movie" quality="best" value="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1822158&fullscreen=1" /></object><br/><br/>http://davidwoods.tumblr.com/post/41398299http://davidwoods.tumblr.com/post/41398299Mon, 07 Jul 2008 22:29:13 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/iv5HjBH5YDs"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/iv5HjBH5YDs" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><b>Effective Drunk Driving PSA</b></p> <p>I made this.</p>http://davidwoods.tumblr.com/post/40309517http://davidwoods.tumblr.com/post/40309517Sun, 29 Jun 2008 13:01:27 -0400adamfrucci: “Hey, look, the truck’s stopping.” “Did they take us to the park this time?” “No—it’s a...http://davidwoods.tumblr.com/post/40051583http://davidwoods.tumblr.com/post/40051583Fri, 27 Jun 2008 09:05:23 -0400