This blog is a collection of really cool things. At least, they will seem really cool if you're me. Or, quite possibly, if you're someone who is less cool than me. If you're more cool than me (likely), these things may not get you all that excited, I suppose. You know what... just forget it. Huh? What's that? You don't know if you're cooler than me? Um. I guess just read the things to the left and evaluate how cool you find them to be. Do they seem cool to you? Yes? You sure? Then I guess you're just not as cool as me. Sorry. Look... it's not that big of a deal, okay? No... please. Don't cry. Look, I do lame stuff also. Sometimes. Really not that much, but I mean it does happen... from time to time. I'm not really helping, am I? I think maybe I'll just leave. Take as much time as you need to recover.

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Mon Jun 23
I came in about four writers into the process. It’s kind of hard to write a “better” scene than the last writer when the rules are that you can only change 30 percent of each scene or completely change 30 percent of the scenes, per Katzenberg screening. So, for instance, in this scene, the panda comes up a flight of stairs carrying a bucket of water, slips on a banana peel, says something to two geese and does an air guitar. The good news? There can be anything in the bucket. Your mission: make the movie better.
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They do this cycle like 30 times and the end result is a movie created over three years by 7 terrified directors and 20 pissed off writers, none of whom get any back end because it’s an “animated” film, therefore no matter how bad it is, it turns like an 8,000 percent profit, and they make another one and another one and another one until Katzenberg is finally dead at the age of 117 because he uses all the money he saves to rejuvinate his body with the blood of poor people who die at the age of 50 because their hearts got clogged while eating Lion King Meals.
Dan Harmon, on working as a writer on Kung Fu Panda. (via boringloser)