This blog is a collection of really cool things. At least, they will seem really cool if you're me. Or, quite possibly, if you're someone who is less cool than me. If you're more cool than me (likely), these things may not get you all that excited, I suppose. You know what... just forget it. Huh? What's that? You don't know if you're cooler than me? Um. I guess just read the things to the left and evaluate how cool you find them to be. Do they seem cool to you? Yes? You sure? Then I guess you're just not as cool as me. Sorry. Look... it's not that big of a deal, okay? No... please. Don't cry. Look, I do lame stuff also. Sometimes. Really not that much, but I mean it does happen... from time to time. I'm not really helping, am I? I think maybe I'll just leave. Take as much time as you need to recover.

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Fri May 30
Incredible pictures of one of Earth’s last uncontacted tribes This is the coolest thing I’ve seen in ages and it’s right in line with my sole dream in life. This is a picture of one of earth’s last uncontacted tribes. They live in Brazil and this snapshot was taken by a plane flying overhead (why that doesn’t count as contact… I’m not entirely sure). The plane flew over once and they were all just minding their tribe-business. When it flew over again to take the pictures, they had painted themselves and were ready to fire their bows and arrows at what they probably assumed was some kind of giant bird the sky. Awesome. I’ve said many times that I would give up everything I have in life (sorry, family and girlfriend) to be able to experience the same thing that tribespeople experience when they have first contact with the rest of the world. What a ridiculous experience that would be. I can foresee two ways in which this would happen: 1) aliens abduct me and take me to an awesome planet; 2) I am frozen alive and wake up in the distant, awesome future. Either way, totally awesome and totally worth leaving behind everything in my current life that I know and love. Note: I hate linking to dailymail.co.uk, but they seem to have the best pictures.

Incredible pictures of one of Earth’s last uncontacted tribes

This is the coolest thing I’ve seen in ages and it’s right in line with my sole dream in life. This is a picture of one of earth’s last uncontacted tribes. They live in Brazil and this snapshot was taken by a plane flying overhead (why that doesn’t count as contact… I’m not entirely sure). The plane flew over once and they were all just minding their tribe-business. When it flew over again to take the pictures, they had painted themselves and were ready to fire their bows and arrows at what they probably assumed was some kind of giant bird the sky. Awesome.

I’ve said many times that I would give up everything I have in life (sorry, family and girlfriend) to be able to experience the same thing that tribespeople experience when they have first contact with the rest of the world. What a ridiculous experience that would be.

I can foresee two ways in which this would happen: 1) aliens abduct me and take me to an awesome planet; 2) I am frozen alive and wake up in the distant, awesome future. Either way, totally awesome and totally worth leaving behind everything in my current life that I know and love.

Note: I hate linking to dailymail.co.uk, but they seem to have the best pictures.